inbox:

moo bitch

get out the hay

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• Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
• Hazel Grace: "Sure."
• Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
• Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
• Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
• Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
• Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
• Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
• Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."

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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

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martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

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girl-in-the-tardis:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

• i am not a letter grade
• i am not a gpa
• i am not a statistic
• i am not just a student
• i am good at something
• i am more than what an institution tells me i am

• i am legend

• i am iron man

i’m not a psychopath. i’m a highly-functioning sociopath. do your research

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ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

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